A hundred bucks to know why
Last week, Christopher told me he'd been nominated for prom king in high school (he is reading this right now and dying that I'm putting that info online. He will get back at me by telling you all I was in show choir or something). Nominated. As in, he didn't win, which I thought was a travesty, so Betsy and I went to Uncle Fun and bought him a silver jeweled crown. The week before, our friend Kat left a pair of thick, black-framed lensless glasses at our house. They are over the top and geeky and horrible. So anyhow, Christopher's new thing is wearing his crown and the glasses around the house as he works on the computer or studies or whatever, which, you can imagine, makes him look very odd in a supercute sort of way, mainly because he seems to forget he's wearing them. A few days ago, he was on the floor, reading a book, wearing his crown and glasses, and our dog Mojo walked over and, very calmly, took the glasses between his teeth, removed them from Christopher's face and set them carefully on the floor a few feet away. Then he went back and did the same thing with the crown. Since then, if Christopher wears either thing, Mojo takes it off him.
I wonder, what is it about these objects that the dog dislikes? Christopher has lots of hats, and sunglasses that he wears all the time, and this is the first time he's physically removed anything off either one of us. And then, I came home from the gym today and Mojo had EATEN the glasses.
Comments
mojo is a genius. i'm totally impressed.
Posted by: carolyn | August 4, 2005 7:43 AM
I'm impressed, too. Why don't cats do anything cool like that? They seem to focus on being the masters of the killer looks - like, "oh, please, you aren't going to wear that out, are you?" and "I'm so darn cute, aren't I? And because of that, you're going to let me into your bedroom to sleep even though I take up half the bed AND ate your favorite plant today." But cats don't really Do anything. They just talk.
Oh, my cousin has a pit bull, and when I saw her on Saturday I asked her about the color changing thing. In case you were still wondering, it is, apparently, totally normal. Hers acquired spots. Several large black ones on top of his fur, and many small ones underneath. Weird.
Posted by: Moh | August 4, 2005 8:26 AM
Oh my god that is hilarious. But I do not win the hundred bucks.
Posted by: Betsy | August 4, 2005 8:52 AM