I don't even know where to start with this one
On The View, they're interviewing these guys from Exodus Ministry, a "rehab" for homosexuals. This twenty-four-year-old guy, Michael, is talking about how before, he considered himself a homosexual, and now he considers himself an "emerging heterosexual." One of the View ladies asks him, "So are you now attracted to women?" and he said, "I'm getting there! A little bit every day!"
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!
(if you were here, you would see me spitting and sputtering and wordless).
Yes, Michael, it's like working out to get buff...the more boobs you look at the stronger your heterosexual muscles will be.
What is wrong with people????????
Posted by: Byron | August 1, 2005 11:19 AM
It's heartbreaking, and I don't believe him for one second.
Posted by: Betsy | August 1, 2005 2:37 PM
I KNOW! And he said he wans't going to have sex with a woman until he was married, and I get so frustrated with that stuff, because then he's pulling someone else's life into it. You can't marry some poor girl to prove this to yourself, it's not right.
Posted by: Megan | August 1, 2005 5:47 PM
"emerging heterosexual" - wtf is that? I think I'll try "Hello, my name is Huxley, and I am a recovering caucasian" on for size.
Posted by: huxley | August 2, 2005 7:54 PM
Wow, I wonder what the excercises for this are. Maybe slowly superimposing opposing gendered body parts over nudy pictures...
Posted by: Pato | August 2, 2005 9:34 PM