Is this the funniest thing ever or the saddest thing ever?
I just read on MSNBC that Jake Plummer, Bronco’s quarterback, has shaved off his moustache. This means a whole lot of nothing to me—I’m not a fan of the Broncos, or football, or, for that matter, moustaches. In fact, I remember, years ago, I went out with this guy a couple times and my friends referred to him as Moustache Mike. Not in a nice way, either. More of a “Megan, what’s with the moustache guy?” way. Anyhow, I bring up Jake Whoever shaving his moustache because of the reaction to him shaving off his moustache. Specifically, the petition to bring back the moustache, which reads (in part):
“Jake Plummer, please bring the mustache back. We, your countrymen and women, need it. Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart. With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.”
I wonder, have we really been making things too complicated?
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Wait, and PS I think you may be the only other person who's seen If Lucy Fell. I taught Scarlett Johannson on that movie! And also... well we'll talk on the way home.
Posted by: Betsy | October 13, 2005 03:15 PM