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February 18, 2006

Got this from Carolyn. Carolyn, WTF is this exactly?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Megan!

  1. Antarctica is the only continent without megan!
  2. There are 336 dimples on megan.
  3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like megan!
  4. The liquid inside megan can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented megan, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. The first domain name ever registered was megan.com.
  7. Contrary to popular belief, megan is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  8. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than megan.
  9. It's bad luck to put megan on a bed.
  10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Megan Head.
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February 8, 2006

Readings, Yaaaay! Readings with wine, super-yaaaaayy!

I'll be reading this Sunday, Feb 12th at Webster Wine Bar at seven p.m. A little pre-2nd Story wind-up for investors, special guests, etc. but we're opening it to the public as well. Ten bucks at the door and another five if you want wine.

If you're unfamiliar with the process, 2nd Story is a storytelling event put on annually by the Serendipity Theater Company. You come to the bar with your friends, and four times in the night, the lights go down, a spot comes up on somebody and they tell you a story. It's a great time, and, if we do our job right, hopefully you'll leave telling your own stories. This year, the event runs for ten days the first two weeks of May along with a couple press nights in April. This gig on the 12th is a sort of Best-of Last Year type thing.

Hope to see you guys there, and if not, than perhaps in May!

February 7, 2006

Because Tone Loc was the coolest

Here is the story I wrote for last summer's Dollar Store at its new home at Venus. Doesn't it look comfy in its new home? All snuggled down in the couch with a glass of wine and a stack of netflix?