These are things we do in our house
Narrate the internal monologue of the dog ("Gimmee a chicken, bitches!")
Show each other things online and say, "This would be SUCH a great birthday present!"
Google the word POOP.
Drink wine.
Watch Ze Frank's The Show.
Say, "OH MY GOD WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" a lot.
Write things in each other's calendar like "You are hanging out with me on this day 'cause I haven't seen you for three weeks."
Paper-rock-scissors to see who takes out the dog.
Try to convince the dog that he really doesn't have to pee.
Read emails, answer emails, bitch about email (Christopher has TWENTY-SEVEN unread messages!)
Rub Megan's back.
Scramble eggwhites.
Try to sleep. Succeed sometimes.
Try to nap. Succeed always.
Watch netflix.
Read the news. Bitch and/or discuss.
Ask, "Remember when we used to cook new things for dinner?" Answer, "Yes. Where shall we call for take-out tonight?"
Make plans (me). Enjoy the moment (Christopher). Enlist the other in the joy we find in making plans and enjoying the moment, so that I can also enjoy the moment and Christopher can have a say in our future.
Sit, come, stay, roll over, kisses, down (Mojo).