science schmience
ME: Nine months is too long.
CHRISTOPHER: I don’t think you get to decide that.
ME: Six months. Six is good. I can do six no problem.
CHRISTOPHER: You should talk to an elephant.
ME:
CHRISTOPHER: Elephants carry their young for like twenty months!
ME:
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CHRISTOPHER: Did I say something wrong?
ME: Probably anything that compares me to an elephant is wrong.
CHRISTOPHER: Right. RIGHT!