Really I didn't
Christopher just sent me a text message asking how I am, because lately some days are good and some days are bad. Some days I eat and some days I don’t. Some days food is the greatest thing in the Universe and some days it’s manna of Satan.
I wrote back: OKAY. I ATE SOME BAGEL.
Except I realized too late that my phone’s T9 didn’t recognize the word BAGEL so the text I just sent him really says: OKAY. I ATE SOME ACID?