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What is the appropriate response?

On the Lawrence bus, Westbound.

RANDOM GUY: Miss?
ME: Yes?
GUY: Jesus loves you and your baby.
ME: Thank you.
GUY: He loves you both.
ME: Yes. Thank you.
GUY: Really.
ME: Yes.
GUY: He really does.
ME: Yes.
GUY: Both of you.
ME:
GUY: He loves you both.
ME:
GUY: He loves you BOTH.
ME: I'm not quite sure what else to say, sir.
GUY: BOTH.
ME: Thank you.
GUY: You and that precious baby.
ME: Yes, thank you.

Comments

BOTH. B-O-T-H. Just so we're clear.

(and this is why I love buses)

how about "shhh" Jesus is talking to me and I can't hear him over your yammering

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