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- L-H-U-I-L-L-I-E-R
- (transcribed from last night's cocktail napkin)
- Kiss my ass/I bought a boat/I’m going out to sea
- An inner monologue about how I now love golf
- Look at the sky, look at the sidewalk
- The marching band I marched in was so not as cool as this one
- You're doing what at the Neo-Futurarium?
- Hi, people in Ireland
- Parodies (if my students are reading this, it's not about Melville)
- Come and hang out with me on this night!
- These are things we do in our house
- Let's get serious. What are you going to wear?
- More life lessons from dogs
- So busy there's only time to make lists of said busy-ness
- FIVE FOLD INK
- Fee. On. Say.
- Now we need one of these (or, Have I Ever Been This Happy Ever?)
- You will drink wine, I'll tell you a story and life is way great
- Punk Planet, meet everybody
- I had a spiritual experience is all I'm saying
- Not Neo like Todd Anderson Neo
- Good Friday. And it WAS good.
- This is how busy I've been
- Now you will shut off the computer and go vote
- To my students who google me
- All you need is a little sleep
- Where do I sign up?
- Lauren tagged me to talk about Chicago. I love Chicago. I'll talk about Chicago all f'ing day
- Whoo-hoo!
- this post is not intended for the original comic, video game or TV characters, all of whom I have a great deal of respect for especially Julie Newmar, Meow
- I'm getting old, indeed (but it's okay, I have great skin)
- Got this from Carolyn. Carolyn, WTF is this exactly?
- Readings, Yaaaay! Readings with wine, super-yaaaaayy!
- Because Tone Loc was the coolest
- And this is how I really spend my time
- I heart Crazy Aunt Purl
- Can I feel homesick for a place that's not home?
- Although he'd probably get a fat advance for it
- Fun With Words!
- The definition of BADASS
- Turn Around, Bright Eyes
- Maybe this isn't funny to anyone but me
- In Order to Remove the Boot
- Indy got me through the rough times
- And if you don't there will be much burning in Hell
- I had sex with the Incredible Hulk (and other thoughts on autobiographical fiction)
- Dear Joss Whedon
- The Chronic—What?!—cles of Narnia!
- Few love to hear the sins they love to act (Pericles at I, i)
- Rent rent rent rent rent rent rent! I don't wanna pay reeeent!
- What happened in 1984 was I listened to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper a lot
- Two more days (to do away with all 2005-related crap)
- Happy Holidays to Our Friends and Family!!!
- Things I'll get done in 2006. Dammit.
- I watch good stuff also. Just so you know.
- Because who doesn't love a good slideshow?
- Jingle all the way
- Music for Carolyn
- I've thought it over and what I should've said was this:
- I really dug it is what I'm saying
- Readings! With exclamation point!
- Three Friends Benefit
- Merry Christmas from Megan and Christopher and Mojo!
- O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree with pez
- I have pants from The Gap and Spike Jonze is badass
- 2005
- Some things should be kept yourself
- Come get to know my dog
- Got a secret?
- Justine Bateman and The Mystery
- Happy Birthday Mojo
- D'uh
- Can't we just call it THE bowling league?
- Is he the guy in the story?
- rubber bouncy balls
- I love Mas in a totally non-metaphorical way
- Very soon I have some readings and YOU are invited!
- I made music videos for Toad the Wet Sprocket
- I am so out of the loop
- signs
- What I learned from yogurt that I already knew anyway
- I love lists but this one is sort of irritating
- Dear Ben
- I was totally not had at hello (this is not a post about Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney)
- Is this the funniest thing ever or the saddest thing ever?
- When the night/has come/and the land is dark
- When I am sixty I will ...
- I am so trendy
- It's here
- Did he or didn't he? (or ZEN for thirty-two points)
- Christopher, make my blog do the thing!
- I'll preface this by saying I've met some awesome people at the dog park
- What's the greatest read ever?
- "Mojo, mmmwaa waaa mehhaaaa NO!"
- What does this all mean?
- Blink and you'll miss it
- Today on NPR they're not talking about Roberts
- Not that I'm telling you to steal a bus
- Life lessons from little dogs
- Tag is a game I played when I was little
- I told this story last Sunday at the Hideout. The Low Down Brass Band helped me out. I love, love, love New Orleans.
- She Sells Seashells regrets the error
- Read this please thank-you
- Donavan is a folk-singer
- A hundred bucks to know why
- My intinerary (for those who get irritated if I don't post for a couple days)
- I don't even know where to start with this one
- 9:35 a.m.
- Jill
- Favorite lines of dialogue from Blade:Trinity
- They want more of my money
- Dear my friend Dia who lives in San Fransisco,
- To whom it may concern from one consumer
- Dear Apple Phone-in Tech Support Lady
- And at the end of writing this post, I'm still on hold
- (this post is about a bull's penis)
- Don't be alarmed if you come into your room and I'm under your bed
- Jordan Two-Delta
- Hanging on
- Senseless
- muscle memory
- ouch
- shhhhh don't tell anybody
- Megan stop doing that
- I have received three emails asking why I haven’t posted in so long
- I am procrastinating from what I'm supposed to be doing
- La Cucaracha
- hot here is different from hot there
- Dollar Store
- Erika will cut you
- It's so hot that I can't move
- Don't fly United, walk the dog before bed, flashlights are not to be stored with sharp things and know your boyfriend's social security number
- latenight Bombpop
- a lesson in consumerism
- I wanna be a jammer
- Stuff That Rocked My World This Week
- Sleepwalk
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETSY!
- My HERO (part one)
- yet ANOTHER question
- another question
- a question
- Busy next last Saturday in April?
- Tag I am it
- Even my dentist says so
- MIssed me?
- Thanks, man
- The way it should go
- Stupid or cruel?
- bang-bang
- The girl I (thankfully) no longer am
- pop! pop! pop!
- I dreamt this
- Don't it make you want to scream?
- What can I do? I can do THIS!
- Questions for Betsy
- Questions for Byron
- Do you want me to interview you?
- HTML part 2
- Did I mention I'm a waitress?
- My moral standing (and Kongs)
- My puppy snores
- Last night I told this story at the Webster Wine Bar for 2nd Story
- Seattle was better than Hawaii
- Pork, a top five list
- Got me some religion
- TIME OUT!
- I'll speak for myself, thanks
- My Dad's Future
- Ping?
- HTML
- She when I should sea
