Everyone Remain Calm

“Stielstra writes beautifully and kinetically. Her work possesses a rare aural quality, no doubt the result of spending so much time onstage, or even in front of a classroom…. in Everyone Remain Calm, she gleefully tests the boundaries of the short-story form.” Time Out Chicago


Everyone Remain Calm is available as an eBook from local bookstores, as well as ECW PressAmazonBarnes and NobleGoogleApple, and Sony.

The awesome folks at Joyland put it out. Working with them was a dream.

Here’s a reading of Shot To the Lungs and No Breath Left at The Hideout.

Here’s an interview at The Nervous Breakdown.

An interview at Hypertext Magazine.

An interview at Shareable about the website we made for Times Are Tough All Over.

An essay about the research process at Necessary Fiction.

This awesome video by KBH Media about Shot To the Lungs and No Breath Left.

Nice people have said nice things:

“Here’s the thing about Megan Stielstra: she has a profound understanding of where we all go in our minds, and the unique ability to turn it into a story that sounds like your new best friend is telling it to you. You know, the kind where you’re going “Oh my god that totally happened to me” or “It’s like you see inside my head” until she gets to the part where there’s suddenly a marching band following her down the street or she’s sleeping with the Incredible Hulk or having a three-way which is the part where you go “Okay that didn’t happen to me but damn, why does it still seem like it did?”  Megan Stielstra brings it to the party and rocks it.” —Elizabeth Crane, We Only Know So Much

“Everyone Remain Calm is a rarity: a bold, imaginative, and cunning collection of stories. Spanning a wide variety of styles, forms, and tones, the language here is unapologetically inventive and often humorous, while the sentiments are deeply heartfelt. Ms. Stielstra’s inimitable voice is a fiercely unique creation.” —Joe Meno, The Great Perhaps

“Megan Stielstra’s voice is so palpable, so immediate and vibrantly alive, it feels as though she’s standing right in front of you, sashaying her hips a little and maybe occasionally breaking into song, making you laugh so hard you don’t quite notice when you start to cry.  A trickster constantly unpacking and upending what is meant by “fiction,” “truth” and “storytelling,” Stielstra has ultimately created a charming style wholly her own.” —Gina Frangello, A Life in Men

“When you read Megan Stielstra’s stories, you’ll feel like the coolest, most interesting gal in the bar just pulled a seat up next to you—lucky you. She tells tales of dangerous women, broken women, explosive women, real and magical women, all of whom you’ll have a hell of a good time getting to know as you watch them get ready to take flight.” —Claire Zulkey, An Off Year

“This book gave me a boner.” Samantha Irby, Bitches Gotta Eat